in the past four months.
10. Swaddling should be it's own art form. However, in emergency situations rolling your baby quickly up like a turkey wrap works just as well.
9. Towel hoodies really are as cute as they look in the packages.
8. During the first few months, 95% of conversations between spouses and doctors are about poop. They even make charts for you to record information about your baby's poop - poop progress reports.
7. The first question out of anyone's mouth when you say you have an infant is ALWAYS, "Is he sleeping through the night?" I'm not sure why everyone cares so much, but for some reason they do.
6. There's a reason they make a product called 'PeePee Teepee'
5. Babies are 100% honest with their emotions. They cry when they are sad and laugh when they are happy. If we could all be as real with ourselves as they are we would save lots of money spent on therapy.
4. If you can make it through the process of checking out of the hospital and putting your baby in the carseat for the first time without have a full-on panic attack then you should be very proud of yourself.
3. People and doctors like to talk about babies in terms of percentiles. For example, "My baby is in the 80th percentile for weight but only the 25th percentile for height and I'm scared she's too chubby!" In the end, Americans love ranking anything, so why not have a system for ranking babies.
2. Almost every woman wants to hold your baby but is scared to ask you because they don't know how you are about germs - it's like asking to borrow lipstick from someone you are "kinda" friends with. Do the lady a favor and ask her if she would like to hold him (unless of course you are a germaphobe).
1. Having a baby is scary, wonderful, fun, frustrating, beautiful, enlightening, hard, lovely and amazing.
Til Next Time,
Virginia